Exciting news to share as I’ve obtained obscure footage from the Secret Space Program! It’s from a special team of Austrian astronauts from Salzburg. Apparently they traveled through the inner section of our solar system and arrived on what appears to be the planet Mercury. After a rough landing, they meet up with some kind of Alien envoy in front of a space port of some sort. They seem kind of strange, and the video stops rolling as they are about to enter the facility. Almost 8 years have gone by now, yet their whereabouts remain unknown. I wonder what happened to them?
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