Dystopian Dimension?

If you listen carefully and obey our administration’s commands over the next few months, we might let you celebrate July 4th with your family this year! Assuming the virus doesn’t get any worse, that all attendees are fully vaccinated, and as long as it’s a small backyard gathering. Happy Independence Day America!

Okay, that’s not exactly what he said, but he may as well have. Welcome to Joe Biden’s vision for America 2021! Are we living in some kind of dystopian dimension? Anyway, enjoy your extended lockdown and the never-ending fear campaign, because it looks like it’s going to be around awhile.

The good news for Joe is that he passed a small test with this first speech last night. A few minor stumbles, but he survived through all 23 minutes of it at least. Many had their doubts about it (myself included), and this is why:

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